Where I Become Catholic for a Moment

Dear St. Anthony,

Your help for a moment? My charger? I know I had it Monday, surely I did. Where now? Vanished from me? I know the charm wears off to the world, my friends, my colleagues when I've lost my charger AGAIN.

And perhaps while you're at it: the eighteen single earrings gone missing in the past five years? The time to get through the show multiple times before people come to see it? My sanity? The ability of my ipod to function normally?

That's it. Hail Mary etc. etc.

Yours truy,
Me