Calculating Insecurities
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I often find myself working into conversations the fact that I took AP Calculus, as if that alone will assure people that I am an intelligent person.
I passed the exam. I don't remember if I got a 3 or a 4.
Blessed with the gift of selective memory, I will say a 4.
Then one time when I mentioned it to someone in a conversation he said, "Oh, but did you take AB Calculus or BC Calculus, because AB Calculus is really easy, and hardly considered Calculus at all."
Yeah. It was AB. Asshole.
posted by SAS @ 8:54 PM
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4 Comments:
Some of us think of you as intelligent whether you took Calculus or not.
Hello SAS; If you really wish for intellectual street cred, simply mention your membership to the Jerk-Nerdian Society of America. Hope you're well old friend. Hope to see you at JD's wedding.
I took "Writing Intensive Honors Calculus" in college. I loved it. We got to write essays! In math class!
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