Stirrup Pants

Current statistics of my time in West Virginia:

Number of times I have visited the 7-11: 9

Number of cups of coffee I have bought from the one real coffee shop: 11

Number of non-white people I have seen: 4 (two african americans driving in a minivan and two latinos who brought me my dinner in the Mexican restaurant)

Number of banana clips I have seen: 1

Number of times I have seen women in stirrup pants: 2

Number of times I have seen women in stirrup pants in the 7-11: 2

Number of times I have seen women in stirrup pants who should not be wearing stirrup pants in the 7-11: 2

You do the math.