Monday, February 27, 2006

Monday, Monday...

Day off again. I am going to go read more plays at the theater though I think I am becoming completely numb at this point to what is a “good” play and what is a “bad” play.

I found a great video store with another trip on the twenty-three bus. It is an independent shop called “Wild and Woolly”. One of those wonderful places with every quirky film you can imagine that organize videos (dvds) by things like director, or Elvis Presley films, or Early Anime, or 1980s TV series. Of course I couldn't think of any rare films that I have been dying to see. Let me know if anyone has suggestions.

They had the first several season of Gimme a Break, though I kind of can’t imagine why anyone would have a nostalgic pining for that show. Degrassi Junior High on the other hand, for which they had the entire series, was a little tempting. Next time.

Instead I went for Junebug and The Girl in the Café. Junebug was great - Amy Adams, who was nominated for an Oscar I think, was really radiant and interesting. The script is so complex, so many things don’t get resolved – which you never see in Hollywood movies.

The writer is also a playwright (he wrote Radiant Abyss, which Woolly Mammoth did a few years ago). He went to my school and grew up in Winston-Salem, so the movie is actually shot there. That is always fun too, spotting the recognizable sights. At one point they are doing a driving scene and there is this unmistakable shot of Pilot Mountain rising up in the background. We used to go there and hike when the leaves were changing.

Almost made me a little misty eyed.

The Girl in the Café is a fascinating HBO film. It is a strange combination of love story and political treatise, which I am not sure worked for me, but it was nonetheless engaging throughout.

Bill Nighy is in it. What a phenomenal actor. He is one of the most innately interesting and watch-able actors working in film, I think. You just have to keep your eyes on him. Even when he is seemingly doing nothing. Because he is never, really, doing “nothing”.

The Humana Company party is tonight since everyone is here now. That means I have to be social, which I kind of feel like I have forgotten how to be.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Blurred Lines


Last night at 10PM I went to get a newspaper from the gas station around the corner and saw three old men walking up the street in full Colonial America Minuteman gear.

Really.

That about sums up Louisville. Strange sights with no explanation.

But things are good here. We spent several hours yesterday staging the major sex scene in the play, which calls for “athletic sex”. At once point the actor involved, who was truly physically exhausted after the rehearsal paused and said in awe, “This is what I do for a living.”

The other night I watched The Aviator, which was fantastic. At rehearsal I found myself remembering the line that Howard Hughes says to Kate Hepburn when she tells him she is leaving him.

“Stop acting Katie.” When she denies that she is ‘acting’ he looks at her and asks, “I wonder if you can even tell the difference anymore”.

This life is so bizarre. So many of us have these intimate, complex, fulfilling and thrilling and yet totally dysfunctional relationships with our work in the theater. We love it, we are fed by it, and we believe we would be nothing without it.

Is this healthy? Does it have to be that way? Or are we too far gone to even wonder that?

On another note - speaking of boys with charming British accents - Coldplay was here the other night playing with Fiona Apple. I can’t really afford a concert right now, but it was a bummer to know they were in town and I just couldn’t go. The Belle and Sebastien/New Pornographers tour comes through at the beginning of March and they play just a few blocks away from the theater.

I hate not having concert friends here.

There are many activities I am happy to do on my own (hey now, don’t even think it folks). Movies, theater, shopping, traveling even – all good solo. But for whatever reason, I always feel silly about going to a concert by myself. It’s not like you can really talk during a concert. But unless it is a sit-down affair, it just feels strange.

Bars too. I can’t do bars alone. But that’s probably for the best.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Chinese Buffets and Movie Script Endings


The problem with starting to tell a story and then not finishing it is that by the time I get around to finishing it, the story seems, well, already told.

But Monday’s tale looms.

Once inspired to see a movie this became the impossible dream. How to see a movie in a land without any accessible movie theaters where everyone obviously drives to anything that is remotely worthwhile?

Except the strip clubs. The strip clubs (which I am sure are worthwhile) are totally accessible. As is the Lucky Strike bowling alley right in the center of town. With the TGI Fridays and the Hard Rock Café next door. And about half a dozen wig shops.

And that, my friends, is downtown Louisville.

Then, my eureka moment - a bus passed me by. Of course! A bus! That’s how I get around DC so why not Louisville?

I asked at the theater. Which bus do I take to get to a movie? They pointed me towards a schedule posted on the wall. But when you don’t know quite where you want to go and where exactly you have to leave from to get there, a schedule won’t do you much good.

Somehow, that last statement perfectly describes my life. But I won’t get into that now.

So I started wandering around town and looking at the bus schedules posted at the stops. Still no help. Most of these described a downtown trolley route, which seems kind of silly to me when you can traverse all of downtown in about thirty minutes. Apparently, you can also traverse it in a trolley. Who knew.

Frustrated, I started to head home thinking I could make do with the Netflix I had with me.

But no! Come on! I managed to get around Europe when I was young(er) and fearless by riding busses. Half the time I had no idea where the busses were headed because everyone was speaking another language and like any good American I am hardly multi-lingual.

I remember getting on a bus in Strasbourg, France in an effort to get to my hostel which was way outside the center of town and managing with very broken French to get on the right bus, and even get off at the right stop which was still a twenty minute walk from the hostel, and yet I can’t find my way to a friggin’ movie? In Louisville, Kentucky? Where everyone speaks English? Sort of?

So I ask the people at the next stop I pass. Does this bus go to Bardstown Road? (Where I know the theater is that plays Indie films – yes, there is one in Louisville).

The women look at me puzzled. They are riding busses, right? So they must know SOMEHING about the schedule!

Mmmmm. Well. What part of Bradstown? Gee, I just don’t know.

Helpful.

So I ask at the hotel I am staying at. The people who run the place are not there but a girl who must be their daughter is.

Do you know what bus goes to the Mid—City Mall? (By now I have called the movie theater and they told me that they are located in, yes, the Mid-City Mall, and that yes – a bus stops in front of the mall, but no – they have no idea which one.)

The girl nods her head no.

Wait, which mall did you say?

Mid-City.

Nods her head no again, and hands me the schedule for the downtown trolley.

I don’t want to ride a trolley around past the six wig shops!! I want to see a movie!

So I go to the bus stop. I get on the bus, the number twenty-three which was one of the bus schedules that was posted at the theater. I ask the driver, Do you go to the Mid-City mall? He nods his head, yes! Yes! He goes to the mall!

Well, can you tell me when to get off the bus, I mean, I’m not from around here…

Really? Could you guess?

So a mere fifteen minute ride and I am at the Mid-City mall which is actually the most bizarre combination of a supermarket, a small public library, a quilt shop, a Chinese buffet, a dollar store and the independent movie theater. This is apparently the Highlands. There is great stuff around – we passed a natural grocery store, some very cute bars and restaurants, a Dairy Queen, and the Louisville Scientology center on the way there.

It was very exciting. The twenty-three bus has opened up my little world.

It’s really a lovely theater. They have one of those bulk candy stands, so I could get just a handful of sour patch kids and gummy worms without having to go for the full four-dollar box.

I saw Brokeback Mountain, thereby completing my Oscar nomination cycle. And I loved the movie. I can’t believe that the theater in Louisville, Kentucky was nearly half full to see the gay cowboy movie, and yet my father, good Northeastern liberal that he is, has resisted seeing this film. It’s really very beautiful. And about so much more than gay cowboys. Yes – the sex scenes were very hot. And there was some phenomenal kissing going on. But more, it was about the struggle to live a fully realized life where we don’t pass up our chances to live and love honestly. And about what happens when we lose that struggle.

I was really moved.

Yeah twenty-three bus. Yeah Mid-City mall. Yeah kissing cowboys.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Monday



Yesterday was our first day off. Somehow this was daunting to me. When I am in DC I don’t ever really have a “day off”. Usually I work on my “day off” at my part time law office job. Or else I have shows that I absolutely have to see. I rarely have the chance to fill a whole day with whatever I want.

It was a little intimidating.

I also do so much more on my own here. I mean, other than rehearsal, I do pretty much everything on my own. Sure, I have gone for a drink with the cast and for dinner with several of the directors and staff here, but the decision to go has always been all my own, certainly no one saying, “You should go Citymouse! You will go Citymouse!” and in fact, I have had to actually be socially outgoing to be included in the first place. Which I am not used to at all.

But more on that later.

So yesterday. I started by wandering downtown in search of a cup of coffee. I’d tried the independent coffee shop and the Starbucks, and wanted to check out the third shop I pass on my way to the theater, some Java something. I was pleased to discover they have free wireless, so I was able to get a long email sent out about the show I am working on next – which was the one thing I absolutely, indeed-y, had to get done today.

As I was victoriously pushing “send” I noticed that the barista was sort of staring at me. “We close at noon today. Sorry.” Of course they do. It’s some sort of holiday, right? Which explained why the downtown, which is usually moderately dead, was ridiculously dead this morning.

More on the Louisville downtown later.

I then wandered over to the Theater to check out the “literary office library”. They’d told us about this the first day – the front room of the literary office is filled with scripts which you can peruse and then copy if you so desire. I have a ton that I wanted to pull and I figured over the next five weeks I could do a little at a time (which will be very fun to lug home). Incidentally - if anyone needs a specific script that they have not been able to find, let me know, I'll see if they have it here.

I hunkered down to read, but at 3:30 suddenly the literary staff noticed I was there (ummm, I’d been there for two hours already) and quickly shuffled me out because they were about to have a meeting. Okay, fine, but why didn’t you tell me before you started the meeting?

Are you sensing a pattern here? Time and again. Shuffled out.

Sigh.

From there I went to get a tuna sandwich and then wandered over to “Main Street”. This is where the Louisville Slugger Museum and the Kentucky Crafts Museum and a small Science Center are, as well as several hip (for Kentucky) looking restaurants and design firms.

I made mental place markers for things to do on other days off (the Slugger Museum of course and the Imax theater at the Science Center) and then headed back to the theater. The meeting was still in progress.

Okay Citymouse, let it go.

With the scripts out of reach, It occurred to me that what I really wanted was to sit in a dark theater and watch a movie. Of course, downtown Lousiville does not have a movie theater. When I am king of the world, I will make sure that every downtown in every mid-size city across America has at least one movie theater. There are a dozen strip clubs within walking distance here, but not one multiplex.

Makes you think, huh?

So, mission arrived at, the movie quest began. But that will have to wait...

Monday, February 20, 2006

Practical Question

Okay, so, every time I have plugged my ipod in to update it from my computer lately it has asked me if I wanted to update the software. I have never been in a place with a strong wireless signal, so I've declined. Today I was in a coffee shop with a signal so I said yes. It quickly updated the ipod software (I assume it did at least) and then said, "You have to now plug your ipod in to its wall charger".

Okay, well, I don't have that charger with me, and in fact, have only charged the ipod though my computer for several months now (is that bad?)

So, now all my ipod will do is display this little picture of an ipod being plugged into its wall charger.

I can ask around and see if someone here has a wall charger (someone must) but is there any other way around this? Why would it need to be plugged into the wall? And why didn't they warn me ahead of time?

The closest Mac store is in like, Cincinatti, so if I can't figure this out I may be ipod-less until I go back to DC, which makes me very, very sad.

Help.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

And So We Begin

Day One of rehearsal went well. We had a production meeting at the very start and then a Humana “Meet-and-Greet” which means that anyone in the rehearsal studios at the time (including actors and artistic teams from the two other shows in rehearsal) came into one rehearsal room for an enormous circle of “hello, I am…”s.

Fun tidbits for DC folk:

Marni Penning is here, in rehearsals for Six Years.

Frank Deal, who performed in Mr. Roberts at the Kennedy Center last year, is also in Six Years.

Carla Harting, who was wonderful in Passion Play at Arena Stage last year, is in the show I am assisting on.

Our costume designer is Catherine Norgren. I met her last summer at the Kennedy Center ACTF classes. Lighting Designer might also remember her -- the extremely friendly and welcoming woman who encouraged us to pull up stools and join the discussion at Marshall’s.

There are also a number of North Carolina connections here. The other actress in the play I am working on graduated in 2004.

Which brings me back to that old idea that there are in fact only ten people working in the American Theater. Which may not be entirely true, but we could do a mean six degrees of (…who…? Who would be the stage actor equivalent of Kevin Bacon?) and quickly discover that we are all connected somehow.

Oh, and it's totally snowing here.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Planes, Trains and Citybusses II

Well, I’m here.

After a morning of running around doing last minute errands, complete with a little pang of sadness that I am leaving DC on what was looking to be a phenomenally beautiful day, sunny, warm, just crisp enough to believe it is February, I headed out to National. While I seem to recall going through National for a flight sometime in the past two years the memory is blurry and I don’t remember where I would have been headed. This morning it felt like I had not been there in a very long time.

Anyhoo.

They have this new thing for security that they must be testing out on a randomly selected group of passenger. (See link above).

I was selected. It is this space-age looking machine, like a big silver doorway, that you walk into before you go through the metal detector thing. The doorway thing tells you to come in, stand still, then blows little busts of air towards several parts of your body, then tells you when you can leave.

I’m not making this up. Has anyone else experienced this?

I guess it must be checking to see if you are hiding anything under your clothes? Maybe?

Or maybe just trying to see if little bursts of air spurted behind your kneecaps will make you giggle. I know I did.

But I am here and I am exhausted and it is 9:30pm and I am going to bed. I miss everyone already.

P.S. I just watched the 45 minutes of Batman Begins. Christian Bale is getting high on blue flower fumes. This is a terrible, terrible movie.

P.P.S. An hour in and I am seeing some promise. For one, I always like Michael Caine and Tom Wilkenson. And Morgan Freeman. Two, we finally got to the Bat stuff, and three, Christian Bale wearing only pajama bottoms may be enough to make this worth watching. Sorry. That’s cheesy-girly of me to say, but it is kind of true.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Planes, Trains and Citybusses I


Sometime in December a friend introduced me to podcasts. At the time I tentatively subscribed to several NPR broadcasts and Democracy Now. Two months later and I’m addicted.

One of the NPR Casts is something they call “Story of the Day”. This is (as they remind at the beginning and end of the broadcast) “the one story that NPR editors believe listeners absolutely should not miss”.

At its best, my blogging serves as my own personal “Story of the Day”. Unfortunately, I am usually about a day or two behind.

Yesterday’s Citymouse incident involved the Number 90 city bus. First - some things about the Washington DC transport system: when I lived in New York I rode busses all the time, especially when I lived on the East Side of the city. Everyone rode busses. Businessmen, janitors, the unemployed, the homeless, students, hipsters – everyone rode busses. They were generally amenable transportation experiences, coming and going efficiently and on a pretty regular basis.

DC is a different story. The busses are economically (which yes, also mean racially) divided and utilized (at least in the city – it may be different in the suburbs) primarily by people who live outside of the “better parts of town”. Perhaps because of this, or perhaps just because it is the way it is, busses here tend to be haphazard in their departures and arrivals, schedules are not dependable, and a bus ride is always, ALWAYS, a memorable experience.

The 90 Bus tends to be particularly lively. Super-mover-man used to call it the “Party Bus”. On a good day it’s a “party”. But even then it is not ever a party that I was invited to.

Yesterday was no exception.

I use the 90 Bus to cross the Hill from my sort of transitional SE neighborhood to the sort of transitional NE neighborhood where I will be directing a play this spring. I was on my way to a design meeting, had a laundry list of things I was supposed to accomplish that day, and thought I was going to be late.

The bus came relatively quickly, so there I was balancing a starbucks cup, my ipod, an overstuffed lap top bag, and fumbling to get the dollar and quarter out to slide into the money thingie which never, ever seems to work for me (see, even the busses themselves don’t like me).

All fine. There is a seat near the front (I don’t go towards the back as that is usually where the “party” is taking place, which in the past has ranged from 40’s being passed around to funny cigarettes being smoked out of a window to extremely animated diatribes about how all the white people in this city are intent on keeping the black man down) and I sit.

I quickly realize that several rows behind me is a woman standing and doing the street preacher thing. Her face is completely expressionless and the words just keep spilling out of her mouth. It is fire and brimstone stuff, where we will go if we are not born again, what hell fires and eternal damnation awaits those that are not “saved”, etcetera, etcetera.

At first I tune her out. Bus she is just loud enough to be heard over my Ipod. And I am just not in the mood to hear about what awaits my heathen soul. So I roll my eyes and sigh.

That’s it. Not to anyone in particular. Not even looking towards her. Just a sigh and an eye roll. A woman across from me, holding a baby and surrounded by grocery bags, saw the eye roll. And she jumped on it.

“What, you don’t like what she’s saying? Are you not a believer?”

“Excuse me?”

“You rolled your eyes! I saw you roll your eyes.”

And this was my fatal flaw. I should have said, “I didn’t actually roll my eyes, I was just trying to dislodge a small piece of dust from my cornea” But instead I said:

“I don’t appreciate being preached to on a public city bus”

“What, you don’t like hearing about Christ? Have you not been saved by Christ? You don’t want me to say Christ? Christ, Christ, Christ, Christ…” (she continues this as I try to respond.)

“Well, there are people in this world who don’t exactly believe they need to be saved by Christ”

At that point all hell (and really, no pun intended) broke loose. The woman next to me looked aghast:

“You don’t believe in Christ? Ohhhh, you will get your due”

The bus driver turns around (yes, the bus driver) “You’ll see! The last will be first and the first will be last”.

The only other white person on the bus is a tired looking guy in a suit who is about to get off. He turns to me and sighs, “This happens to me all the time at work.”

At this point I give up. I put my headphones back on and say, “Look I’m out of this. Continue on if you like, but I’m out.”

Several other passengers are now shouting out to the woman with the baby that if she wants her hands free to show me (pretty Christ-like, huh?) physically how she feels about me rolling my eyes, they’d hold her baby for her.

And the whole time the preacher woman mumbles on, seemingly oblivious to the chaos around her.

Un-believable.

I made it to H Street and was actually on time for the meeting. But I was shaking and angry.

Everyone has a right to believe what he or she chooses to believe. They have a right, in this country, to speak about it. But on a public city bus, where I can’t walk away, where I have to sit and listen to all of the reasons why I will eventually burn in hell, is that fair? Is it even legal? Come on legal council, tell me it isn’t!

Or is that the price we pay for freedom of speech in this country?

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

A Face With a View



I should, I suppose, mention that it is Valentine's Day.

I have never liked Valentine's Day. When I was seven I lost my wallet on Valentine's Day at the stationary store next to the Wegmans in the plaza across from the Perkins on Ridge Road. When I was ten I was sick and someone else had to pass out my Valentine's Day cards which is sooooo not the same as actually being there.

Frankly, I think it is a stupid holiday. Even when I have had a "valentine" I have thought it was kind of, well, unnecessary.

Shouldn't we celebrate the presence of a loved one in our life each and every day that they are sharing our space?

Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two


It is the reality that we will sometimes share that space for only "a minute or two", or a month or three, or a year and a half, or longer, shorter, but not forever - that I have so much trouble dealing with.

Learning to value that minute or two. That is what I need to do better.

I am tired and uninspired. I have to start packing tonight.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Ich Bin Ein Upstate New Yorker


Oh my goodness there is nothing cuter than this.

Tai Shan loves snow! Tai Shan would fit right in up in Western New York. Tai Shan would not be a giant snowaphobe like so much of DC. Tai Shan would not schedule his whole freaking weekend around a forecast that calls for several inches, canceling plans left and right, and holing himself up in his zoo cave because he might get wet, or it might be cold, or it might get a little icey. Tai Shan would definitely not raid the Safeways and 7-11's to stock up on milk and eggs and bread and toilet paper, because Tai Shan eats bamboo anyway and he isn't scared to venture out into the white stuff to retrieve it.

Yet another reason to love Tai Shan. He, like the best of us, is a Western/Upstate New Yorker at heart.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Far Away and Very Scared

What do we do with this information? Jill Carroll is twenty-eight years old. She's two years younger than I am. What can she be going through?

I am reading
Terry Anderson's memoir right now, one of many books I have been meaning to read to prep for the show I am working on in the spring. Apparently he "finds religion" at some point during his seven years of captivity (I haven't gotten that far in the book yet) and that is what enables him to survive.

I can't imagine I would ever "find religion" in any situation.


So, given the circumstances, what would I find?

It Must Be Something in the Water


The National Zoo welcomes another small one.

They Make Bats There


So for whatever reason I haven't written about the most exciting news I've had in a while.

I've decided I'm a lesbian?

Nooooo.

I'm adopting a puppy?

Hardly.

I'm dying my hair blonde?

Seriously thought about it yesterday.

But really. (Now anything I say in going to be totally anticlimactic).

I'm going to Louisville, Kentucky for five weeks!

(Crickets.)

Lousiville, Kentucky!

I've told a number of people this news and they bring up one of three things: 1) Baseball Bats, 2) The Derby, 3) Toby Keith, and 4) Basketball. (Yeah, I know that's four.)

Now, anyone who knows me at all probably could guess that none of these would be major draws for me.

But what few people outside of our little circle of theater dorks know, is that Louisville is also the home to a major regional theater, The Actors Theater of Louisville. They host the Humana Festival of New Plays, which has served as an incubator for new work for going on thirty years now. Though a series of fortunate circumstances, I have the opportunity to assist on one of the full length plays there (a new play by Theresa Rebeck of Bad Dates and Omnium Gatherum fame) and to direct the ten-minute play by playwright Rolin Jones (The Intelligent Design of Jenny Chow).

This is both wonderful and terrifying.

I have stacks of the Humana Festival Plays collections and several that compile years of the ten-minute plays exclusively. I went to the festival in 1998 when I was in school, and yes indeed - it is an exciting, vital, energizing place to be. Exactly what I need right now.

And maybe, just maybe there will be some stirrup pants sightings. After all, it is Kentucky.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

New York Part II


So, New York, right. Where was I?

After leaving T and her lovely Baby, I traveled to Park Slope for dinner with my friend the (former) speechwriter boy. We went here, which he declared to be the "gay" restaurant. At the time I argued that he had insufficient evidence to identify it as a particularly gay destination (Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just wanted proof that it was.)

I mean it is named after a Cole Porter song.

And Cole Porter was pretty darn gay.

And I have to say, now that I look at the web site, it looks like it does have some, ummm, tendencies.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

After dinner we watched a tivo'd 24 (which I am going to be totally un-American and admit I don't like) and then I headed back to Manhattan to meet up with B and W. B is my best friend from college, the Will to my much less financially successful than the TV version of Grace. I've bragged about him before here. He is one of the forces that has gotten me through the last decade.

Anyhow, his boyfriend W was in town for the big gift show at the Javitz center. He runs his mom's antique shop in Delaware and was buying for the next season.

So B leaves me a message to meet them at "the place with the bear in front" at Broadway between 75th and 76th.

I occasionally went to this very place when I lived in NY because a friend had a crew of people she hung out with there. It is pretty divey - cheap beer, all country jukebox, and a half-hearted attempt at a Hogs n' Heifers like bra display.

Not the kind of place I expected to find my two dear, beautiful, fashionable gay men.

Nonetheless, I headed up there, and walked in to a crowd even more unlike my soon to be company than I anticipated. Very frat-ty, or stock-broker-y, or whatever that crowd of white hat types is in NY now. But the beer was cheap.

So, to recap, my evening thus far: dinner with the straights in the gay restaurant, then beer with the gays in the very-straight bar. I love NY.

And here's the good part.

As we were sitting there, we became aware of a group of very Aryan looking young people behind us. They were speaking some guttural sounding language and some had tattoos and shaved heads.

Straight edge or neo-Nazi youth? Always the loaded question...

So we notice that they are playing some sort of sporting game - all gathered in a circle, two guys (there were women, they weren't playing) would go to the middle, and then the circle would close in.

I thought they were arm wrestling.

Then we saw the tell-tale "one, straw, straw, shoot" motion. Were these guys playing rock, paper, scissors?

Yes. They were. Skinheads. Playing. Rock, paper, scissors.

My friend since alerted me to a huge Rock, paper, scissors resurgence in this country, and apparently, all over the world (we later learned the big-boned blondes were all Swedes. Of course.)

Yes, I love NY.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Copy of Article

So, it looks like the link in the post below takes you to the paid archive for the Times. I've posted the article below. Incidentally - am I breaking any copyright laws now by cutting and pasting this whole article? Legal team? Whatta ya think?

Exit, Pursued by a Lawyer
By JESSE GREEN
Published: January 29, 2006

FAIRYLAND was in turmoil. During a tech rehearsal for the October 2004 Off Off Broadway production of "Tam Lin" — a play about a clash between mortal and immortal worlds — a real-life clash threatened to derail the show. Exactly what happened has become, literally, a federal case, and the sides agree on very few details. Did the playwright, Nancy McClernan, insist that the director's staging was incompetent? Did the director, Edward Einhorn, refuse to alter it? Did the producer, Jonathan X. Flagg, smash some furniture on the set? One thing's clear: the morning after the tech rehearsal, after two months of unpaid work, Mr. Einhorn was fired.
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Should a director be able to copyright his ideas about how to stage a play?
In the time-honored way of the theater, Ms. McClernan and Mr. Flagg figured the show must go on. With the help of an assistant (who eventually received the program credit for direction), they supervised the remaining rehearsals, either largely restaging the play or retaining most of Mr. Einhorn's contributions, depending on whose side you believe. In any case, "Tam Lin" opened, ran for its scheduled 10 performances and closed. But the drama was not over. Soon playwright and producer were embroiled in a lawsuit that could ruin them personally and has huge implications for directors and playwrights everywhere.

The main interest of that suit, which Judge Lewis A. Kaplan of Federal District Court in Manhattan has scheduled for trial in April, is not whether an artist deserves to be paid for work his employers deem unsatisfactory. What's really at stake is something much larger, because Mr. Einhorn claims in his complaint that his staging contributions to "Tam Lin" — contributions that his former collaborators say they excised — constitute a copyrighted work of intellectual property, owned by him, and that the defendants must therefore pay for infringing the copyright. When the lawsuit was filed, in October 2005, a new run of the play was already in rehearsal, this time directed by Ms. McClernan herself, who had always intended to make "Tam Lin" an annual Halloween event. Because Mr. Einhorn says that even these new performances represented unauthorized use of his work, the potential tab, based on the maximum allowable statutory damage of $150,000 per infringement, is now up around $3 million, not including several other remedies he is requesting — along with his original $1,000 director's fee.

Under the circumstances, it seems questionable whether "Tam Lin," with its kidnapped prince, female hero and happy ending, will return in 2006. But many playwrights, including Ms. McClernan, feel that a more dangerous threat is lurking in Mr. Einhorn's copyright claim: the kidnapping of their plays. As a result, the famously collaborative process of theater-making is now shadowed by questions. Are directors engaged in anything akin to the kind of authorship protected by copyright laws? If so, what's to stop them from demanding payment whenever a play they once directed is revived? And what would that mean to the free flow of ideas in an art form that borrows heavily from all available sources?

John Weidman, president of the Dramatists Guild of America and the author of the books for "Pacific Overtures" and "Assassins," argued in American Theater magazine that "if a directors' copyright is ever established, it will drastically limit a playwright's ability to control the work which he creates." Such copyrights, he added, "would clearly operate as liens on a playwright's play" and have "a potentially devastating effect on the facility and vitality of theatrical production."

Whether or not the danger is so grave, no legal finding has yet established that a copyright for staging exists. And the "Tam Lin" case may not answer the question. The defendants' lawyer, Toby Butterfield, argues that the material Mr. Einhorn says he owns consists mostly of minor restatements of the author's original stage directions. "Instead of 'Exit,' it's 'Exit left,' " he said. "Instead of 'Picks up book,' it's 'Picks up red book.' What he created is so insubstantial that it doesn't rise to the level of a copyrightable work." Mr. Einhorn's lawyer, who is also his older brother and the co-founder with him of Untitled Theater Company No. 61, disagrees.

But two prominent cases involving charges of directorial plagiarism have offered tantalizing (or terrifying) hints of what the courts will eventually have to face. The first involved the director Gerald Gutierrez's 1992 Broadway production of "The Most Happy Fella." When a theater outside Chicago produced the musical in 1994, with the same star and the same sets (rented from the original producers), Mr. Gutierrez sued, saying the production contained so many details of his staging — not just poses and movement but also the particular rearrangement of scenes and dialogue he had created with the approval of the estate of the show's creator, Frank Loesser — that it amounted to theft.



Exit, Pursued by a Lawyer

Published: January 29, 2006
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Gary Griffin, the director of the Illinois production, said at the time that although he had watched a videotape of the Broadway show at the Theater on Film and Tape Archive of the New York Public Library, his version contained "huge departures" from Mr. Gutierrez's. (Contacted last week, Mr. Griffin, now represented on Broadway by "The Color Purple," said he did not feel comfortable commenting on the matter since Mr. Gutierrez had died, in 2003.) In any event, the suit was settled before trial; the theater paid Mr. Gutierrez an undisclosed sum and placed an ad in Variety blandly acknowledging his "contribution" to the production.

Should a director be able to copyright his ideas about how to stage a play?
Because no judge ever ruled in the matter, the copyright issue was not directly addressed. But an even more dramatic case, a few years later, did get to court, at least briefly. In early 1996, the director Joe Mantello — whose staging of Terrence McNally's play "Love! Valour! Compassion!" had been widely praised off Broadway in 1994 and then on Broadway in 1995 — was told by a friend who knew the show well that a regional production, directed by Michael Hall at the Caldwell Theater Company in Boca Raton, Fla., was a dead-on copy.

Mr. Mantello flew to Florida, bought a ticket to the play and prepared to record, in a notebook he had brought for the purpose, any similarities he might discover. "I was writing almost continuously," he recalled recently. "Scene after scene, moment after moment, the staging was identical. If you ran a video of the two productions side by side, no rational person would say it was 'inspired by,' or an homage: 95 percent of the show was an exact replica. I'm not talking about attitude and interpretation. I'm talking about visual images, blocking, choice of music."

The opening scene in Mr. Mantello's New York production — a tableau of all the characters arranged on a green knoll around a doll house representing the home where they are spending the weekend — was replicated down to the placement and postures of the men, including one character's holding of a pillow. None of this was in Mr. McNally's script, which begins with the instruction "Bare stage."
Mr. Mantello's lawyer asked Mr. Hall and the Caldwell to acknowledge Mr. Mantello's work and to pay him a nominal fee. When they refused, claiming at first that nothing had been copied and then that the staging was part of what they licensed when they licensed the play itself, a lawsuit was filed. (Contacted by e-mail recently, Mr. Hall did not respond to questions about the case, citing a busy schedule.) By that point, Mr. Mantello, working from the stage manager's detailed "bible" of the New York production, had prepared a special copy of the script, recording his directorial contributions in the form of diagrams, descriptions and blocking notations. Like Mr. Gutierrez with "The Most Happy Fella," he then applied for a copyright on his annotated script; the application was accepted.

The Caldwell was already involved in a similar lawsuit brought by Loy Arcenas, the set designer of the Broadway production, but the case for a designer's ownership of his work is more straightforward. There was no such clarity about directors' rights, however. Ronald Shechtman, the lawyer who was advising Mr. Mantello, said that when he asked Mr. Hall on what basis he felt he had the right to copy another director's work, he answered, "On the basis of the history of the theater going back to the Greeks." Mr. Hall had support from people who felt this kind of thing happens all the time — which is true. Nevertheless, partway through discovery, the defendants decided to settle. Mr. Mantello was paid about $7,000; he donated the fee to his union, the Society of Stage Directors and Choreographers, which had covered his legal expenses. (A similar settlement was reached with Mr. Arcenas.)

But the Federal District Court in Florida, responding to a pretrial motion, had already weighed in on the most momentous part of the case. In an order dated July 22, 1997, Judge Kenneth L. Ryskamp had denied, in part, the defendants' motion to dismiss, unconvinced by their argument that stage directions are inherently not copyrightable. "Once the plaintiff produced a copyright," the judge wrote, "the burden shifted to defendants to demonstrate why the claim of copyright is invalid." The presumption, in other words, was that the copyright did exist.

Exit, Pursued by a Lawyer

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The legal implication of the judge's order has not been tested, and the unions representing directors and playwrights are left with their big guns silently pointing at each other. Ralph Sevush, executive director of the Dramatists Guild, has no conciliation to offer directors. "Our contracts specifically say that no one can make any changes in the playwright's material," he said, "and that anything added that the author approves becomes the author's property." Meanwhile, the collective bargaining agreement between the directors' and choreographers' union and all major producing organizations holds that "rights to the direction created by the director remain the sole and exclusive property of the director" and that "the director reserves the right to copyright those stage directions."

Should a director be able to copyright his ideas about how to stage a play?
United States copyright law is notoriously complicated and open to interpretation. Though concepts and ideas, because they are not "fixed" in a tangible way, are clearly not protected by copyright, photography and choreography, for instance, are. Mr. Shechtman, who is married to the director Lynne Meadow, argues that direction can be seen as an amalgam of the two: the creation of stage pictures and movement. Mr. Sevush, of the Dramatists Guild, all but scoffs at the idea that a director, though he may be creative, is creating anything. He described the director's work as "moving around the copyrightable contributions of others."
Mr. Weidman, who worked with Mr. Mantello on the recent Broadway revival of "Assassins" — and who, in gratitude for his directorial contributions to the show, offered him a share of the authors' royalty, which Mr. Mantello declined — is more diplomatic. The director is an interpretive artist, he said, often doing brilliant work. For his work to be systematically copied by someone else, he agrees, is "manifestly unfair."

But that does not mean, he argued, that the director owns his work, any more than an actor does. Not everything creative is copyrightable. The repercussions, he said, would be too dire. If each director's staging of a relatively new play had copyright protection, very soon there would be no staging options left. The play would become so encumbered with licenses, or the risk of lawsuits, that it would be impossible to produce — a net loss to the culture. Even classic works like "Romeo and Juliet" might gradually be removed from the public domain, thus perverting the aim of copyright law, which is to increase the flow of ideas and artwork by providing an incentive to their creators. "If Leonard Bernstein had been in a position to copyright his interpretation of Mahler," Mr. Weidman asked, "would another conductor who thought that interpretation was right, and then conducted Mahler in the same way, be stealing from Bernstein?"

Mr. Mantello takes a middle ground. "The acknowledgement of what the director creates is very important to me," he said. "But with that comes a certain amount of responsibility. Not everything I do is a unique contribution. I would never try to copyright my staging of 'Glengarry Glen Ross,' for instance, which is so straightforward. But to protect myself if I'm working on a new piece, I now make a side agreement with the authors for a small participation in the subsidiary rights. In a collaboration, you don't want the participants to start going, 'Mine, mine, mine, yours, mine.' But that's the unfortunate result of having to use the legal system to marshal something that ought to be more fluid."

The contractual work-around described by Mr. Mantello avoids the copyright issue altogether and solves a lot of problems. But because it's not really available to any but the most successful directors, and because it doesn't protect against plagiarism, it won't stop the fight for directors' copyright from moving forward. The consequences are already apparent: as a result of Mr. Mantello's suit, publishers like Dramatists Play Service no longer include detailed stage directions and other helpful annotations in the scripts they provide to licensees. And Patrick Hoffman, the director of the Theater on Film and Tape Archive, said more directors and choreographers now request restrictions on viewings of their work. Until his death, you could not watch the tape of "The Most Happy Fella" without Mr. Gutierrez's permission.

Some of the consequences will be problematic for directors themselves. Though the "Most Happy Fella" case was settled without any admission of guilt, Mr. Griffin has been trailed by rumors about subsequent productions; his minimalist "My Fair Lady," performed at several regional theaters in 2002 and 2004, is often said to have resembled too closely a 2000 production directed by Amanda Dehnert at Trinity Rep in Providence, R.I. Mr. Griffin said the only thing about his version that "might be similar" was the use of Trude Rittman's two-piano reduction, "which has been around since the 50's." Ms. Dehnert, whose friends warned her to check out the production, said she wasn't the kind of person to assume the worst about a colleague. "It happens all the time that two people have the same good idea at the same time," she said.
The real drama, though, is the one being played out between playwrights, who according to tradition were kings in the theater, and directors, whose job didn't exist as such until semi-cultic figures like Stanislavski advanced the role. Since then, playwrights have looked on in horror as people who used to be glorified actors gradually usurped their power. The usurpers have long since conquered Hollywood, where writers are positioned so far below directors on the totem pole, they're basically underground. Now they are threatening the playwrights' ancestral home, claiming, with some anxiety of their own, not just power but also paternity. Mr. Einhorn put it this way: "A director gives physical and visual life to a text. In many ways, it is similar to that of an illustrator. I work with illustrators on my books" — he is the author of two "Wizard of Oz" sequels — "and I have had people comment, 'The book is half what you've written and half the beautiful pictures.' They are separate but interconnected. And even more so onstage, one could not exist without the other."

Well, if that's the case, where does it end? The "Tam Lin" lawsuit may not decide the matter, but it will probably inflame passions further. Mr. Shechtman is champing at the bit. "If it's truly a collaborative art form, then why is it only the author who participates in the subsidiary rights that flow from a successful New York production?" he asked. "The appropriate resolution is to give fair credit to all the artists' contributions. One day, it may end up that the author gets 80 percent, the director 10 percent, the original cast X and the designers Z. Because, at bottom, this is all about money."

No wonder playwrights are worried. Even the usually unflappable Paul Rudnick is rethinking his options. "From now on," he said, "I'm only going to have my plays directed by lawyers."

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Artistic Differences


I finally read this article.

My gut instinct is to side with the director, of course. The fact that the artistic team waited until tech to "dismiss" the guy suggests sketchiness on their part. If they had that many problems with his work throughout the process, they should have fired him much earlier.

The fact that the playwright is directing the most recent production of the play also gives me pause. She may be one of those playwrights who never really believes that anyone truly "gets" their play as much as they do.

I've had a few experiences like this. Not quite to this extent and never with money involved, but they were both pretty traumatic for me. Absolutely educational, but nonetheless, traumatic.

The first was one of my first out-of-school directing jobs. I was working with a playwright who was finishing her MFA at Columbia. She was a difficult personality to navigate. Her play was about Asian teens and I was one of very few non-Asians involved with the production. She decided at some point that this meant I wasn't really getting her play - somewhere around the middle of the rehearsal process.

I left rehearsal one night and headed for the subway. Things had been slightly tense that day, she was interrupting me more and more as I was working (she was in the room the whole time) and it was starting to make me snap at her.

Playwrights need to know that they can't do this. It breaks down all trust within a rehearsal room. Actors are suddenly getting direction from multiple sources and they don't know who they are supposed to listen to. And frankly - a director is the person in the room who should be communicating with the actors. That's what I went to school to learn how to do. I let you do your job, now you let me do mine, okay?

I got to the subway platform and checked my voicemail service (remember voicemail services?) from a pay phone. Playwright Girl had left me a message. "Citymouse, I have decided that I am just going to direct my play myself. We won't be needing you anymore."

I was livid, as I'd already put umpteen hours into getting this play up. I also knew that she had no real sense of what it would take to pull the show together. She was a good playwright, but would have been a problematic director as she was an extremely defensive person with lousy communication skills. I was hurt too. I'd invested heart as well as time into the show, and by now cared a lot for the actors and for the play as an independent entity.

By the next day her advisors had nixed the idea. I was back in the evening for rehearsal, I don't even remember if we ever actually talked about what had happened, but the tension was certainly thick for the rest of the process. The group ended up kind of divided - some people sided with Playwright Girl, some sided with me, but it was all completely submerged. The show was nearly all women (plus female stage manager, dramaturg, advisor) so collectively, we must have had nearly three hundred years of experience being passive aggressive.

All in all, it was disappointing.

So, you would think I would have dodged the bullet when the situation nearly replicated itself about five years later.

The best thing I can say about the second incident is that the split happened earlier in the process and this time I ran far, far away from the morass the minute the playwright called and said (again, in a voicemail, this time after the FIRST REHEARSAL) "I am just going to direct this play myself because I am really the only person who completely 'gets' this play".

Lesson learned.

I will say this. As rationally as I can look at each of these situations, as clear as I can be about what forces were at play that were completely beyond my understanding and control, there is still a little part of me that thought each time, "Maybe this is happening because I am not good at what I do".

The fortunate antidote to that thought are the several writer/director relationships I have been involved in that have worked famously and lasted over several productions.

The chemistry won't always work. It's a relationship like any other.

But how tough it would be to then see your story plastered all over the New York Times. Ouch.

Four Letters and Then Some


Remember the moment in A Christmas Story when Ralphie is getting beat up by the bullies and he opens his mouth and twelve years of the frustration of being a kid who gets beat up by bullies comes streaming out?

Narrator Ralphie: "I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."

This just happened to me. I was crossing the street, I had the walk signal, the total right of way, and a woman making a right turn started to come at me when I was halfway across and beeped at me.

I had the right of way. The total right of way.

I stopped. Looked at her, and let loose. More "fu*k"s than I have ever fit into a thirty second speech. I even said, "mother fu*ker" which has always struck me as particularly disturbing. Then I gave her the finger. I had the urge, and just resisted, hitting her car.

Hitting her fu*king car with my fist.

Come on.

Methinks I have some stuff to deal with right now.

Friday, February 03, 2006

An Apple a Day


There are days when the only thing in life that can possibly make a person feel better is listening to Fiona Apple.

I had never really been that into her.

Then I met a cute, funny playwright who told me (told my brother, actually) that I reminded him of Fiona Apple.

So I did some research.

Clearly he did not mean angsty, young, emaciated Fiona from the Criminal video.

I started listening to Extraordinary Machine (yes, all because cute playwright said I looked like her - I don't, really, but I liked the idea of it) and I am completely hooked.

It was serendipitous to come into my life right now. The album is angry enough without being bitchy, moving enough without being pathetic.

I had to break the window
It just had to be it was in my way
Better that I break the window
Then forget what I had to say

So I had to break the window
It just had to be
Better that I break the window
Than him or her or me

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Twenty-Four Hours



Some thoughts. I'm too tired for structure. I'll finish the report from the big apple when I am not cranky and dragging.

Because I played hooky from life for three days I have to now work a lot to catch up at my day jobs. The goal is to work twenty-four hours in two days. I think I will end up doing twenty-two. It is soul numbing and makes me a very unpleasant person to be around.

What would life be like if your first name was Zbigniew? A man by that name just picked up tickets.

I hate the Union Station food court. The people at the stands are like aggressive carnival barkers trying to sell their wares and it freaks me out. Women throwing menus at me and guys trying to tempt me with little toothpick skewered pieces of spicy pork. Ewww.

I did however purchase a taco salad at the food court because a) I thought this will be "healthy" (sour cream, guac, cheese and all. Riiight.) b) Because they have a salsa bar. I love salsa bars, pepper bars, topping bars, maybe even more than the actual food it is topping.

I think everyone at the show tonight is on a date.

I had drinks last night with a friend who occasionally reads my blog. He tried to convince me that I should post more "dirt" here. I have been trying to think of "dirt" I could post that I would feel comfortable sharing, but then I return to the inevitability of my life. The world is too small. My "dirt" is better kept close at hand.

And I don't have any particularly interesting "dirt" to share anyhow. Really.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

New York Minute: Part One

I am getting subtle hints (read: death threats) because I have been lax about updating my blog. So here goes:

Sunday my show closed. It was (and has consistently been) a great audience that afternoon. Receptive and responsive and totally game for the evening (afternoon). We like that.

We ate Mexican food and drank a margarita in celebration of our close and then I headed home to try and find some order in my life. Also, maybe to pack, since I would be getting on a bus at 9am to head up to New York the next morning.

Instead I fell asleep at 10 o’clock. Woke up again somewhere around 1am. Took my contacts out and vowed to pack at 7am, and went right back to sleep.

7am, woke up, scurried around packing, greeted my cousin (who was also, for some reason, up that early) grabbed a power bar and vitamin water (which I LOVE as I have totally fallen for their whole marketing campaign) and headed to the Greyhound station.

Ugly, skanky, smelly, dank, crowded, Greyhound station. Yummy.

Happy surprise! My friend Teddy is on my bus! He offers to save me a seat, but since the bus is pretty empty, I take the TWO seats next to his, we chat about him and his lovely girlfriend, and life, and NY and DC, and then I say (classic), “I’m just going to rest my eyes for a moment”. I then sleep for the next three hours. When I wake up we are in New Jersey, nearing the city. Traffic was light and we make it to the terminal in just around three and a half hours.

Goodbye to Teddy then off to Brooklyn for baby time. Best friend T had a baby three months ago. Baby was very small when I saw her last. Now baby is bigger and maybe the prettiest baby I have ever seen (I am a little biased). She has gigantic blue eyes that stay wide open all the time. This makes for a very cute child, but also creates some difficulty when she is supposed to be taking a nap. Hard for Baby to sleep when eyes are wide open.

Baby found me interesting as I was something new to look at. I challenged Baby to not be so cute, and she just couldn’t do it. I held Baby for a moment and Baby started to cry. Baby must have sensed that I waffle in my desire to have babies myself. Baby is invested in populating the planet with her own species: very cute babies – and couldn’t understand why I myself might not want a wide-eyed Baby creature. I tried to explain that my life didn’t quite work that way as of yet, but Baby would have nothing to do with it.

T and I got falafels and went to eat them in the park, pushing baby along in her super-stylish yuppy baby carriage. Baby didn’t get a falafel. At least not directly.

For the rest of the afternoon, Baby continued to remain cute while T and I talked about parenting (T), relationships (both), life (both), family (both), and theater (me).

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